SEO Jokes.

As I was driving to get some food today I listened to an old recording of Daily search cast with Danny Sullivan. Few SEO jokes were told there and I decided to share them with you.

It’s Friday you know?

1) When your son asks you if he could play in the Google sand box … you tell him that it doesn’t exist. And if he does play in it you’re afraid you won’t see him for the next 8 months.

2) SEO is the only profession where the more there are, the more are needed.

3) What’s the difference between SEOs and Vampires? ……… Vampires only suck blood at night.

4) Why won’t sharks attack SEOs? ….. Professional courtesy!

5) Worse SEO Blogger’s nightmare? …… broken “S”, “E” and “O” buttons on the keyboard.

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A few jokes taken from Todd at Stuntdubl

2 Comment(s)

  1. Lol, funny that it’s true. I’d like to highlight, “Why won’t sharks attack SEOs? ….. Professional courtesy!” - Definitely agree on this one… both are real predators, only on different platforms. Good post mate!

    SubmitYOURArticle.com | Sep 7, 2010 | Reply

  2. For this reason it is important to try to stay updated as far as new SEO are concerned. The off-page elements of website promotion and SEO are just as important. The majority of issues with SEO is very basic and just takes time to be picked up on search engines. For this you need SEO experts like the tulsa internet marketing to help you out.

    Ands Berzer | Feb 25, 2011 | Reply

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